i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is lying to you.

laughingstation:

im all like.

You will laugh out loud!

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shuck-this-fit:

HOLY FU.

(via laugh-at-me-br0)

shoutfortheday:

she had words
a deluge, an overflow 
of the right phrases

but no meaning

and he had actions
motions, physicality 
all the right moves

but no feeling

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solostwoyou:

edm-trancestep:

HAHAHAHAHAAH

Pretty much :)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

penisandferb:

how am i going to reply to this one

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

Guess What I Saw

suckerinsixty:

A 7 year old
illegal immigrant
crossed into the US
today.

A 43 year old
slobby pedophile
drove over with his
van.

7 year old immigrant.
43 year old pedophile.
Alien Vs. Predator.

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nevver:

I Love You

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