J. Turtlerider

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anus:
im not your average girl

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anus:

im not your average girl

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echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

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i hope my first child is a dragon

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i hope my first child is a dragon

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rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post

(via orgasmic-humor)

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lulz-time:

pleatedjeans:
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

pleatedjeans:

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

i don’t know what these are but i love them

FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!

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“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend

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